Sunday, April 9, 2017

dingity dongity doo doo

cheep-cheep-cheep goes the little chicken

Finally pecking his way out of the safe embryonic enclosure we humbug humans know as The Eggshell, the strident and very very serious Chalupa-the-Chihuahua offers:

But I wake up this morning, and everyone but people on the Left like me and people on the Right that I despise (and who despise me) is giddy with war, with relief at Trump's belligerent normalcy.

Notice how the smug stuffed puppy praises himself for "seeing Trump's belligerent normalcy," and pats his own back for NEVER TRUMP!ing, as a stance, in the 2d half of CY 2016.

Let us ask him, "Jeffrey, whom would you prefer as POTUS right now?"

Professor Chomsky, of course!

Yes, because Chomsky's backers and Trump's backers and Hillary's backers and Bernito's backers and Romney's backers and Cheney's backers and Bush-pere-et-fils backers are all such different people with such radically divergent agendas!

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How does one remain on "the Left" after one's mid-20s drew to a close?

Late bloomers, intellectually speaking, may need until mid-30s, but even if we grant that margin/buffer, we still have 2 decades of delusion to inquire about, where Chalupa's political "wisdom" is concerned.

I'm inclined to think it's because at age 14-15-16, Chalupa imagined himself "rebelling" from "authority" by being a Leftist, and remains in that rut some 40 years hence.

Naturally Leftist dogma is attractive to the teenaged nebbish who imagines himself More Sensitive than You, More Justice-Minded than You, More Worldly in My Empathies than You.

It's part of the teen posture:  Here's my uniform, see my clique alliance, know me as a Genius!

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I don't care...don't care...did you see the drummer's hair?

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Jeff, let's just cut to the chase:  you serve AIPAC/Mossad/ShinBet and the Divine rule of David, while imagining yourself a great seer and big-hearted saviour-via-art.

I hope you get a good stipend from Rahm Emanuel or Tamir Pardo.  There must be some reward of some nebulous credence for hobbling yourself for 4 decades that way.


--Harold Caidagh, product of schools similar to what produced Chalupa, but obviously better able to make use of what was on offer than our poor little chihuahua.  Why's that?

8 comments:

Paul Behrer said...

There must be some reward of some nebulous credence for hobbling yourself for 4 decades that way.

Stooopid Hal!

Being a Leftist is its own reward!

You get to tell everyone they're Reactionary, and greedy and clueless because EVERY human wants Leftist Schematics as Government & Social Blueprints! They just don't know it yet, and they're gestating in abeyance of The First International - American Gauche Style!

Once the rest of American Society breaks free of their gestational hibernation and gets triggered for REVOLUTION!, Chalupa's Dream will have come true and dunderhead reactionary dunces like us will be shown as WRONG!

The Leftists will wring their hands and grin their shark-teeth-baring snide smirk-ish Cheshire Cat-ish Pepsodent Best, thinking "our double-speaking won the day!"

As Chet would say,

"haw haw haw, that's really funny stuff, isn't it?"

Sir Geoffrey of Crie-du-Chat Manor said...

It's all a meta-satire. You wouldn't understand. You don't know the Secret Handshake and we never gave you the Decoder Ring either.

I'm still winning, that's probably why you're so jelly.

Harold Caidagh said...

Chalupa really likes that Gay Jewish Leftist stance, eh?

Apparently the name Recktall Brown went zooming over his head & he understood only the scatological angle, not the sociopolitical one. Such a teenager, thinking self a True Adult.

Sir Geoffrey of Crie-du-Chat Manor said...

WRONG.

The only reason I'm not an influential Poet is REACTIONARIES in American Culture.

In a Marxist America, I'd be the most famous Poet alive.

Only a REACTIONARY can't see the genius of my poetry.

WINNING!

Paul Behrer said...

...but he swears he finished the whole of The Recognitions and understood it completely!

Harold Caidagh said...

Probably never read it, instead reading Franzen's Fourth Chair Understudy translation/poor mimicry of it, and assuming that seals the deal. "Critics say Franzen is like Gaddis with clearer punctuation/dialogue road-mapping," offered the memorizer of Expert Opinions.

Only in the world of the Leftist Revolutionary do we find such self-delusion and fraud holding sway.

Who are the Leftists?

They're the ones who got mocked as dorks, dweebs & geeks in grades 7-12, and never got over that fact while also being saddled with no other talent or niche in life but dorkiness, dweeb status or geekification. Being human, and therefore competitive by nature (even when denied to little effect), they do what all put-upon nebbishes do: get angry, get vengeful, get narcissistically distorted regarding Self vs Others.

Paul Behrer said...

Being human, and therefore competitive by nature (even when denied to little effect), they do what all put-upon nebbishes do: get angry, get vengeful, get narcissistically distorted regarding Self vs Others.

The synchronicities with Judaism-as-Religion, "cultural Jews," and avowed post-religion Atheists/Buddhists/other-category-savants... hard to ignore.

Harold Caidagh said...

Cheep-cheep-cheepin'-Mr-Peepers sure has been tarzin' up a storm lately with that Henrietta-out-scolds-Loretta-it's-so-meta-(pseudo-)satire of himself quoting himself not quite imitating Art-for-Silver and almost perfectly emulating Lena Dunham in Tiny Furniture, worse mumble/schlub-core than any Duplass-duped-ya-Bros "production" hyper-marketed by lying "promoters" and "critics" who are embedded "in the industry" of infotainment with totally blurred boundaries between worthwhile-sorta-maybe information (once called "news" but always blurred boundaries) offered for enlightenment, and pure escapist fantasy offered to divert your attention from the septic tank that American culture & society have become.

Wonder if he listens to Hendrix, "manic depression's a frustratin' mess! BUH-DNN-DNN! BUUHH-DUNN-DUNN...! while composing in that classic BlogTrust(TM) 6-headed hydra of ubergauche purity style.