Sunday, April 9, 2017

dingity dongity doo doo

cheep-cheep-cheep goes the little chicken

Finally pecking his way out of the safe embryonic enclosure we humbug humans know as The Eggshell, the strident and very very serious Chalupa-the-Chihuahua offers:

But I wake up this morning, and everyone but people on the Left like me and people on the Right that I despise (and who despise me) is giddy with war, with relief at Trump's belligerent normalcy.

Notice how the smug stuffed puppy praises himself for "seeing Trump's belligerent normalcy," and pats his own back for NEVER TRUMP!ing, as a stance, in the 2d half of CY 2016.

Let us ask him, "Jeffrey, whom would you prefer as POTUS right now?"

Professor Chomsky, of course!

Yes, because Chomsky's backers and Trump's backers and Hillary's backers and Bernito's backers and Romney's backers and Cheney's backers and Bush-pere-et-fils backers are all such different people with such radically divergent agendas!


How does one remain on "the Left" after one's mid-20s drew to a close?

Late bloomers, intellectually speaking, may need until mid-30s, but even if we grant that margin/buffer, we still have 2 decades of delusion to inquire about, where Chalupa's political "wisdom" is concerned.

I'm inclined to think it's because at age 14-15-16, Chalupa imagined himself "rebelling" from "authority" by being a Leftist, and remains in that rut some 40 years hence.

Naturally Leftist dogma is attractive to the teenaged nebbish who imagines himself More Sensitive than You, More Justice-Minded than You, More Worldly in My Empathies than You.

It's part of the teen posture:  Here's my uniform, see my clique alliance, know me as a Genius!


I don't care...don't care...did you see the drummer's hair?


Jeff, let's just cut to the chase:  you serve AIPAC/Mossad/ShinBet and the Divine rule of David, while imagining yourself a great seer and big-hearted saviour-via-art.

I hope you get a good stipend from Rahm Emanuel or Tamir Pardo.  There must be some reward of some nebulous credence for hobbling yourself for 4 decades that way.

--Harold Caidagh, product of schools similar to what produced Chalupa, but obviously better able to make use of what was on offer than our poor little chihuahua.  Why's that?

Friday, April 7, 2017

internet Expert, debunked

Hey, Jordie!

lookie here.

Our active roster member Mr Paul Behrer says, "Jordie's selling my observations as his own,"

and I agree.  I think Chet will too, once I point it out to him.

Break out the foul weather gear, rough seas ahead!

--Harold Caidagh, who's probably spent more time sailing than "doctor" or "professor" Peterson, and that time did include choppy water, whippy swirly wind, and turtled boats.

Tuesday, April 4, 2017

The Greenwald Prototype, ver 2.0

Junior pulling a rabbit out of his hat here.

Beady-Eyes doesn't "break stories." 

Especially not ones that aren't new at all.  Susan Rice was compromised from Day 1.  What's the news here? 

This is like Beady-Eyes telling us Robert Rubin's Treasury Department may have actually been too closely tied to Citicorp, or something similar.


"Breaking news, water is two Hydrogen, one Oxygen!  Scientists have broken the code!"

If you hadn't let the public school system get dumbed down and turned into miniature prisons, where "learning" happens on TV and computer, derivative all the time but not teaching derivatives because that's why we have calculator apps....

If you hadn't assumed it's a public school so it's gotta be good, I know PS teachers they're so devoted to their kids!, only snobs send their kids to private schools -- which have no diversity anyway, only cretins send their kids to Catholic schools stuck in medieval mindsets, my public school looks really modern and it's really cool, the security protects my kids from creepers and paedos who stalk the neighborhood, I've seen them identified on the internet on a site that I totally trust 'cuz my friends Randy and Stephanie are really smart and they told me about it....

If you hadn't assumed quality of education was tied to amount spent on educational buildings, interior design, and technology-based learning, which therefore means you need bumped up tax rates which means you need to gentrify....

If you hadn't let all that happen, you wouldn't be conned by Junior or Beady-Eyes and the Beady-Eyes PR Avalanche.

--Paul Behrer, who seems to recall talking about Oh, Susanna Rice quite a few years ago, and can't figure out what Beady-Eyes "broke" or supposedly knows that's news.

Hillary-Us. Progress. Or something.

Research that goes back 2-3 years, promoting Lance Pysher MD as the Missoula/Bitterroot's great authority on all things MTB in the region, is wholly insubstantial.

I might suggest you contact someone I know.  Actually, 3-4 people I know.  People who know the history first-hand, who were riding and clearing trails in Rattlesnake Nat'l Rec Area and various Bitterroot and Sapphire Mtn range areas, exist in Missoula and you only have to ask around, asking among people who have lived & ridden in the region for at least 10-15 years.  This issue arose a long time before Lance Pysher moved to be Big Fish in Small Pond, med practice wise, and long before he promoted himself as the Authority on the subject.

One might ask how and why Pysher was the instigator of the lawsuit that has been filed, and why Pysher and his counsel have not contacted the people who know the history first-hand.  Good lawyers do a thorough job.  Average, and prone-to-lose lawyers, hear and see their client as the ultimate truth, and craft a highly biased story based upon that picture. 

I don't think Pysher or his attorney have the depth and breadth of knowledge that my friends possess, and they certainly don't have the experience.


Who this "Devon O'Neil" is, I can't fathom.  Apparently ol' Vernon Felton thinks he knows the region well enough to let the author "Devon" be the authority on the analysis, while derivatively letting Lance Pysher be the authority on the history, etc etc etc.


Lance Pysher has used social media to persuade people that he's some kind of outdoor hero.  He publicly takes credit for stuff that I and my friends have been doing for 15+ years, while Lance just started doing it 2-3 years ago.  Lance was gassing people in some urban hospital while I and my friends were building and clearing trails in the region, and battling with USFS personnel over trail access & construction & maintenance issues.

If you talk to Pysher, you get a rookie perspective pumped up by self-promotion leading to "I'm the Authority here!" arrogance.

You don't get even half the story.

Traveling and taking pictures with Pysher doesn't make the superficial non-history relevant or meaningful, either.


Felton can't bring himself to admit anyone here knows anything, because Felton is friends with The Legend of kidwoo, and The Legend has already told Felton a bunch of lies about me & my friends.

Without knowing any of us, he's done this.

Because I insulted him on the internet.

I insulted him 1x in comparison to his daily issuances of multiple insults, so I guess I deserved this defamation by The Legend.

Thanks, Legend.

Thanks, Vernon.

Thanks, "Devon."

Thanks, Lance.

Way to fuck it up for everyone, while making yourselves feel Superior.

Nice narcissism.

--Charles F. Oxtrot, who's built more trail mileage in the region than Lance Pysher, "Devon O'Neil," Kevin Bazar, or Vernon Felton.

oh it's that 6-headed dragon again!

Mickey Draco's attempt to paint this blog (with conspiratorial implication, and not because of its role as Hit Man Proper) as Mike Bloomberg's Mouthpiece will not stand.

Mickey, I can take you apart with a few well-placed opinion pieces.  You're not even respected outside Ms Li's low-tier outlet, which someone at this blog once named Eissy Aitch.  Nobody respects your views on anything, even if you do make shekels pitching them.

Black jacketed Nick Gillespie tried that same route previously and I didn't even have to do much at all to silence his absurd, rooted-in-a-Middle-Eastern-"ally" sales pitch.

I'm not in the mood to work on this today, Draco, but rest assured I have plenty in the arsenal to sustain both initial razing and sustained battery efforts.

Otherwise to the audience:  what they accuse you of, always, is what they are/are doing themselves.

Mike Bloomberg's interests and Mickey Draco's interests do not diverge when you actually move up the pipeline of shekel flow from that junction where, presently, they seem to be of disparate origin.

Monday, April 3, 2017

digging to China with a toothpick and a thimble

Whoa, Nellie!

You spasmodically concluded we're anti-Semites here, eh?

You didn't ever stop to ask yourself, "hey, do those knuckledragging misanthropic misogynist homophobic cis-het-patriarchal reactionaries at unsf ever hear total bullshit bigotry about other religions or ethnicities, from people who imagine themselves and preen and prance as enlightened humanists advancing global social progress?"


You couldn't.

Because in your world, some religions and ethnicities really are White Trash.


I don't suppose it's possible you're trying to elevate yourself with that negative attitude toward your chosen hated religion, ethnicity, or geographic region/municipal neighborhood... is it?


You also have not asked yourself, "hey, is it even remotely possible that the distinct homophobia I encounter at unsf has anything to do with someone's concern for long-term social strife, since topsy-turvy situations where 7% of the population control life for the other 93% don't seem too happy, docile, tranquil or --dare I say it-- indicia of social progress?  Didn't I understand bonobo monkeys to have advanced no further than fucking each other, as a culture?  Or do I think that is the pinnacle of a culture and we're improving if everyone overemphasizes sex and promiscuity and lust in our culture, even among children?  Have I convinced myself paedophilia is a good thing?"

Now that's a lot of questions, and I'm sure you don't want to get any of them wrong.  After all, that's your chosen method of proving your intellectual prowess:  Yes/No questions, True/False questions, trick multiple choice questions.

You certainly don't want to think paedophilia is a result of psychological fuckitude and can be worse in a promiscuous culture.  You'd rather think a paedo is someone you suspect of being "creepy" or whatever.  Get back to having your first bi- experience, don't let me interrupt.


I don't suppose you've allowed yourself to be twisted 'round & 'round by your popular culture vectors of choice, or anything.  I mean, if TeeVee shows that everyone knows are Really Good, Really Well Made, Great Backstory & I Care about the Characters and their Arc have assured me that everyone should be fucking everyone all the time and marriage is a stupid encumbrance and abortion is great birth control and it's a choice not a baby & a woman's choice at that, certainly I should just be ruled by my swollen highly vascularized sex organ/pleasure button.

Infidelity IS fidelity, bro.  Get with the times.

Broken hearts ain't near as bad a broken cock when fuckslut no 3 wants you to fuck her tonight and you just were at fuckslut no 2's and at lunch you had fuckslut no 1.  That's social progress.

Giving in to your earliest pubescent, raging-hormones urges is Adult, dude & dudette.  That's progress.  That's a forward-moving culture.

Hey, why are those 1%ers continuing to get rich?

Must be 'cuz we're not fucking often enough.

--Charles F. Oxtrot, long retired from thinking with his piss gun.

Saturday, April 1, 2017

if you don't know science, you don't get to "know" it by parroting a liar pseudo-scientist

Poor Crispy. So hobbled by his half-Jew parentage's Cultural Marxism heart-tattoo, he really can't bring himself to see that socialists, "union organizers," etc. are con artists. Lately, he links to "Mike Farrell," who apparently isn't the guy from MASH but wants to be, fame-wise, and "Farrell" is talking about coal mining country and what's up with the coal mining town people who voted for Trump. The angle pitched is, "hey Leftists, if you had a True Pure Leftist Donkey Candidate, nobody would vote for Trump."

To achieve this, "Farrell" tries to show that the poor, desperate coal mining people are forced to vote anti-environment because that's pro-employment. "Farrell" then sets up a strange scheme, where he wants badly for Americans to use solar, wind, water power. To this end, he cites huckster Bill Nye, who supposedly "explains" that burning fossil fuel is environmentally destructive. And his "proof" is one which will gull anyone who doesn't understand chemistry. Or supra-organismal biology, these days known as "ecology."

(parenthetical time)

(Ecology and Economics have the same greek root, oikos. Look that up, you pretentious ponce.)

(parenthetical is now over)


Nye, as he does so well, explains the science.


Bill Nye doesn't know science any more than your local 3d grader does. Same background, same bullshit "informing" it.

Yes, burning oil, coal or natural gas creates emissions.

But if you ACTUALLY knew chemistry, you'd know that "emissions" happen all around us, constantly, because the Earth is a living holistic organism (systemically speaking), made up of things additional to humans, and especially, things external to (and thus "externalities" to) Socialist-leaning Berniebros and Union Organizers.

Sadly, in the past, this particular folly of pseudo-scientific "understanding" (not getting the fact that chemical reactions occur all the time, yielding "emissions" gaseous, solid and liquid) was mocked by people who suggested Cow Fart Methane was a big problem.

That detour COULD HAVE been instructive, but instead it was used by "leftists" to suggest "reactionaries" were stupid because Cow Fart Methane is not proportional to gasoline, coal, oil, gas burning in engines used by humans.

What the "leftists" were doing was making the cow sacred, like Hindus, saying something roughly equivalent to this:  "cow is innocent farter, humans can choose to not burn fossil fuels, eh Comrade?"


The Earth's systemic nature means that if you steal wind for this "power generation" fantasy created by the minds of people like Isaac Asimov, Cultural Marxist-turned-scifi-writer, you also steal wind from creatures which rely upon wind.  You endanger them.  So much for the noble cow, comrade.

"Water power" deprives salmon of their habitat.  Watch the oceanic life negative cascades from eliminating salmon, comrade.

"Solar power" requires creation of solar collectors, which presently are a negative, resource wise, when it comes to expenditure (creating panels & their apparati) versus the "free power" sold by Cultural Marxists.  Folly Number 3, comrade.

At this point, Comrade says, "but technology will improve the solar power wastefulness."

No, it won't.

And Bill Nye's hagiographic shilling can't fix that.


Poor Comrade Farrell, poor demi-Comrade Crispy.

Fools think that the Jewish Sales Pitches about the Green Economy are real truth.

--Harold Caidagh, who knows more science than Crispy, Farrell or Nye.