A few years back (around 2002 or so), I had the idea, mostly sardonically sarcastic, but sincere in Market Appraisal terms, about creating an Outdoor Lifestyle website for Jews, where they could all pretend that Jews are not dorky non-athletes who are afraid of anything that isn't a paved city with lots of streetlights and police everywhere to protect your Eternal Victim weasel self.
The idea was to create a triangulated Online Version of Me, for Jews, for them to have a healthy outlet for their deceptive urges and their venomous accusations toward anyone who exposes the deceptions and the reality of the Dorky, Awkward, No-Coordination, No Athletic Accomplishments Jew.
I thought it would succeed, since Phillip Roth already had a fable about the ultimate Platinum Jew, who looked like a SoCal Surfer and had athleticism previously unknown to any member of the Chosen.
Every Jew I'd known as a kid and young man had shown this anxiety about being a dork without coordination. Instead of accepting their dorkiness and resigning themselves to a role like Official Stats Keeper, or Clock Monitor, or Guy who Paints the Field Lines pre-game, the Jew would spew hollow bragging about accomplishments never owned or made. When that failed, gigantic gaseous clouds of Sports Statistics, announced as Solid Proof of Factual Reality in a context where the stats didn't prove jack shit, was the next response.
The anxiety of Jews where the outdoors, and particularly being safe outdoors without Some Official Police-Thing to Keep Order Satisfactory to Nebbishy Neurotic Jews, was patent to me as early as 7 years of age. Perhaps I noticed it early because I was cursed with a S-B rating that began upwards from 145 points? I'd try to talk with my peers about it, but they, being sadly burdened with the "average" S-B of 85-90, had no clue about what I was saying.
Later, after my peers had some education and early teenage years experience behind them, I raised the topic again. But by this point, these 85-90 cluster folks had been gulled by the Talmudism of our Jewish peers, the 90-105 cluster whose parents rigorously grilled their progeny on Deceptive Double-Speak to Delude Goyim. By this point, my peers had also been exposed to kindergarten through 9th grade in the Montgomery County MD Public Schools system, including worship of Elie Wiesel & Anne Frank, a force-fed familiarization with Hannukah and the Holocaust, and a happy tally of days off school when Important Talmudic Calendar Events were in play. Their sycophancy had been ensured by the noble Public School System, and they, sadly, lacked the intellectual horsepower to see as much.
The problem for Jews, where outdoor activity is concerned, is that they are cowards. To a person.
If there was a scale of cowardice, Jews would be at the top. They'd be well established there, many steps up the rating above their nearest neighbors in Cowardice: young girls who weren't tomboys.
Instead of a history of Warrior Culture, Jews have a history of Lying Culture.
Instead of battle experience, they have hagiography.
Instead of physical coordination, they have lying enticements known presently as "marketing," where they write fables about themselves and other Jews, puffing up the experience to make it seem as though Jews really are athletic and self-sufficient in the outdoors.
Instead of the healthy surrogate for Warrior Culture -- athletic competition, either with self or others -- the Jew relies on Fable Telling about supposed athletic endeavor. Quite often, the endeavor described did not even happen. Other times, it happened, but obviously only with some constant emotional reassurance, and maybe some hugs and hand-holding, by a completely average Goyim, who shepherded the pitiful Jew throughout the experience.
So, as I was saying when I started, I had this idea some 15 years ago, about a Fake Outdoorsy Jew website.
Apparently, I wasn't really thinking much about what TGR really was.
Because that's what it is.
Fake Outdoorsy Jews, playing at "core Bro" accomplishment and "rep".
If they really were athletes, they wouldn't need to spray. They wouldn't need "stoke" to encourage them to be athletic.
Jews need "stoke" because they're cowards.
Jews think intermediate-skill-level accomplishments prove "expertise" if you can dress them up in the lingo of the hour.
Incidentally, the idea that Jewish Purveyance of Fraud in Athleticism exists in TGRland should not be read so narrowly as to assume it exists only there. You have to see it's obvious at pinkbike, at VitalMTB, at blister gear review, at NSMB.
Why do you think Mike Levy stole the ball from Radek Burkat and ran with it?
Because Mike's not an athlete, but wishes he were.
He's got words, he's got tattoos, and he's got the gear.
But he lacks the skill.
Like all Jews.
--Hal Caidagh, celebrating AIPAC Week in DC