Wednesday, July 27, 2016

Seis Puntas porn stars

This may be the start of a regular category, Seis Puntas penises & pudendas.  Seis Puntas porn stars, in other words.

I think we'll offer "experts" who are in their 20s with high-paying jobs delivering opinion/news on "specialized areas".

Today's coelenterate on the Seis Puntas Pipeline:  Adam Minter.


Look at this bright young talent. 

I know whenever I want to know about any Asian news, I want to ask someone who's 25 and has no global experience in anything but chanting baruch atah this, baruch atah that, at age 13 before the congregation in a Seis Puntas suburb in Minnesota.

Here's your kippah, Adam.

Be sure to put it on before you have carnal relations with a goat.

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The last time we had a young, no-experience "genius" in a position requiring lots of life experience was during Slick Willie I, when his Horniness put Georgie-Porgie-Puddin'&Pie Stephanopoulos and Dee Dee Doo Doo Dah Dah Myers in positions of authority.

Apparently Bloomberg News is as measured, wise and thoughtful as Slick Willie, because Adam Minter looks almost as stupid and wet behind the ears as Georgie or Dee Dee did when they got installed.

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I remember when I was in my mid-late 20s.  Thought I knew it all.  Thought I deserved to be in a position of great authority, where I would dispense my worldly wisdom to the ignorant filth in my audience.

Ten years later I was embarrassed in retrospect for the lack of humility.

Twenty years later I just laughed howlingly at the naivete of my 20s self.

Thirty years later, I began getting nauseous when I saw people like Adam Minter dispensing THE VOICE OF EXPERIENCE when lacking any whatever.

And so here we are today.


-- Charles F. Oxtrot, who had done more notable things than Adam Minter at the same age he is now, but was not given a Global Pulpit because in the 1980s, people still had a slight sense of decorum, a mild grip on detachment, and a respect for the voice of real experience rather than imagined expertise.

6 comments:

Chet Redweld said...

I see little Adam talking about "anonymous cowards," apparently he thinks that he's some kind of genius of debate and rhetoric.

Little Adam, would you like to debate me?

You seem to fancy yourself the master of rhetoric & debate.

Why not try to take me down in two or three exchanges, little one?

Give it a shot.

Charles F. Oxtrot said...

Won't happen.

He only lectures (no exchange), or snarks (no substance). Easy to assume victory in either case, without actually testing yourself.

True Seis Puntas ideologue.

Karl Franz Ochstradt said...

I bet he's on TGR. Since, y'know, he went skiing once at Buck Hill. And declared himself an expert afterward. Total charger.

Harold Caidagh said...

Went there hoping to sniff Lindsey Vonn's skinsuit in the locker room, hid out there over night, but FAIL.

Paul Behrer said...

Put in the Pipeline because he looks like a younger Stephen Pinker/Malcolm Gladwell.

And for no other reason.

Someone should follow little Adam around and watch him pay for sex with teenage Thai trannies.

Can you imagine what it would be like if he wore a GoPro throughout one "working" day?

OY! Must delete that.

OY! Must delete that.

OY! Must delete that.

on and on and on and on and on and on and on....

Invoking Bigelow's Strange Days, who would pay top black market $$ for the experience of seeing the world through Little Adam's eyes?

H.M. Lohmann said...

His mother.

But first: MEGA DELETIONS!