Saturday, June 18, 2016

thweetie, you jutht awen't attthh thwell or weefyned attthhh meeeeeee!

Q: What do you call me, Tarzie, Chah-Wee, Jakey, Blackie & Billmon?

A: A big puddle of sperm in the aftermath of a circle-jerk.

Q: For how long will I continue to be The Dupe while thinking myself The Grifter?
A: For as long as it takes me to break free of my identity angst originating in 1975.
Q: Why am I so clueless about everything, including literature and poetry?
A: MoCo Public Schools, MOTHERFUCKER!
Q: How did MCPS get so corrupted while I thought them BEST IN CLASS?
A: I can't talk about that, because I might lose my job.
Q: Why would talking about it make me lose my job?
A: Christers are to blame and my employer is the Catholic Church.
Q: For matters outside poetry, where do I get my information?
A: Certified LEFTIST experts & pundits, conveyed to me on twitter.
Q: Why do I blame the RIGHTWING for everything?
A: See prior answer.

-- Harold Caidagh, who wonders how a self-appointed intellectual can imagine himself intelligent or holistic while rejecting every single idea that doesn't jibe with the self-appointed intellectual's present tack.

10 comments:

Harold Caidagh said...

Tantrum-boy wins again!

HOLYFUCK FUCKMOTHERFUCKING CHRISTER-CRACKER FUCKWIT REACTIONARY MOTHERFUCKING HOLYFUCK REDNECK FUCK ME FUCKING MISOGYNIST HOLYFUCK FUCKING BIGOTED FUCKING BREEDER HOMOPHOBES MOTHERFUCK HOLYFUCK SO FUCKING HOLYFUCKING COOL AM I!

Paul Behrer said...

You're just jealous, Hal. Jeff Popovich finally is POPULAR -- and you're not!

We asked Jeffrey Popovich to explain why "leftism" and communism and socialism have never succeeded in human history. His response?

CHRISTER-CRACKER REDNECKS KEEP PEOPLE FROM SEEING THE TRUE UNIFYING REALITY OF COMMUNISM BEING OUR FUTURE!

...in a bellowing beet-faced Trigglypuff outburst.

We next asked Jeffrey Popovich why he thinks "leftism" is helmed by geniuses while "rightism" is authored by cretins.

FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING HOLYFUCK ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND AND IGNORANT!!!!!!!! CHRISTER-CRACKERS ARE RIGHTWING, JEWS ARE LEFTWING! NUFF SAID!

Then we asked Jeffrey Popovich who was his rabbi and what temple does he attend.

HOLYFUCK I'M A BUDDHIST MOTHERFUCKER BUT SOMETIMES I GO WITH MY FRIENDS TO BETH SHALOM FOR CELEBRATION THE FEAST OF PURIM!

Next, we inquired as to why he thinks himself the ultimate font of wisdom.

FUCKHOLYMOTHERHOLYFUCKMOTHERHOLYFUCK! I'M A POET AND ZIOPHILE AND JUDAPHILE, I EMBODY TRUTH THROUGH THAT TROIKA OF AUTHORITY! ALSO, I BLAME THE REAL MOTHERFUCKINGHOLYFUCKINGMOTHERHOLYFUCKMOTHERHOLYFUCKING CHRISTIANS WHO WANT TO MURDER JEWS AND HOLYFUCK EVERY CHRISTER IS A CRACKER AND A JEW-HATING JEW-KILLER.

GREED GREED GREED said...

Desperate for bigger income from Tamir Pardo's disbursement center, "Billmon" tweets repeatedly and loudly about how Jo Cox's killer is a mad white supremacist.

(((Billmon Billmon Billmon Billmon Billmon Billmon)))

SEIS PUNTAS OF WHISKEYBARRED SHEKEL-GRASPING!

I'm a genius of DC politics and economics. How do I know this? Because I tell you that's what I am, and you believe me. The success of my sales pitch confirms everything -- including the fact that Jeff Popovich, Jacob Bacharach, Charles Davis, Corey Robin, and other celebrities of Blegsylvania are 100% irrefutably correct about everything they have said, are saying and will say, and YOU ARE A CRACKER MISOGYNIST HOMOPHOBE BIGOT RACIST REACTIONARY WHO LIES AND NEEDS TO DIE RIGHT NOW!

Chalupa, Lord Garth of the internet's Elba II said...

Ian Welsh is a GENIUS! Did you see THIS, you Christer-Cracker-Jew-Killer-Misogynist-Rapist-Reactionary-Homophobic-Cis-Het-Patriarchal ASSHOLE?

http://www.ianwelsh.net/the-continued-rise-of-the-populist-right/?

Paul Behrer said...

Eeny Huelsh, intellectual pipsqueak, simply cannot understand any perspective except that of the naive, self-impressed, pseudo-intellectual, fake-gravitas Juvenile Marxist-Leninist communal non-thinker.

You see this by how he does a reductio ad absurdum and thinks the only reason anyone supported/supports Trump is

DOH! I WUZ GULLED! I DUN THUNK IT WUZ FURRINERS CUZ TRUMP SED SO.

Eeny Huelsh must live in a world of trustafarian hipsters who actually think people self-govern best when massed together by the billions and corraled and roped by Big Brain Bureaucrats, Who Are EXCELLENT.

In other words, Eeny Huelsh must spend all his time among teenagers and must think that the Teen Metrosexual Perspective is all that matters to ANYONE, ANYWHERE, ANYTIME.

Eeny Huelsh, trying to get himself some juvenile ass.

What a Hugo Schwyzer.

Chalupa, Lord Garth of the internet's Elba II said...

OMIGOD I KNEW YOU WERE A DIPSHIT TRUMPISH MONGOLOID CRACKER REDNECK IDIOT!

Paul Behrer said...

Not voting for Trump, Jeffrey.

Not supporting him either.

Try again, AFTER you have had your mid-life crisis resolution.

Chalupa, Lord Garth of the internet's Elba II said...

IF I SAY YOU ARE A CHRISTER-CRACKER-REDNECK-MISOGYNIST-HOMOPHOBE-REACTIONARY-BIGOT-CIS-HET-SHITLORD-PATRIARCHY-PROMOTER, THAT IS PRECISELY WHAT YOU ARE.

I'M THE GENIUS HERE.

YOU'RE THE IDIOT REACTIONARY.

Eeny Huelsh, Last Great Thinker said...

I like to go through life with visual and intellectual fetters. It makes consciousness so worry-free! Blank slate conscience, needle-free moral compass!

If it feels good now, that's all there is to ask and answer on the topic!

I feel good. Great, even!

Damn, I just looked in the mirror! Handsome man, that's me! Everyone loves me!

Harold Caidagh said...

"Ian Welsh" pen name for Irving Gurevitz, junior rabbi at Temple Bolshie, found on Bathurst Street.

...in Toronto, mind you. Those Canadians always know America better than Americans, don't they?

While Rabbi Gurevitz tells us of his fear of Kryptonite [Christians] and pretends to be Superman [Nietzsche's ubermensch, unreachable by communal Jews], we understand him to be talking about paranoia related to Toronto's population and a frustration that it's not 100% Jewish.