Tuesday, June 14, 2016

keep flapping those hands, maybe you can fly like Tinker Bell

Flapping his hands with the supplest of wrists, "Chris Floyd" (real name held in reserve because that's how disinfo works) tries to inform his readers on the alleged "cause" of the shooting in Orlando.  Here's "just call me Chris and leave it at that" with the true insider info:

But that he was driven primarily by hatred of homosexuality seems certain.

Ever notice how the word "seems" can excuse the most outlandish remarks?

Ever notice how every other relevant fact on shooting motive is disregarded because "Chris" thinks Evil Breeder Homophobes want to murder every living homosexual?

Ever notice how much this shooting resembles the USS Liberty event? or the Boston Marathon bombing?

For a supposedly deep-digging, far-seeing writer our friend "Chris" hasn't even started digging with a teaspoon yet, and hasn't even opened his eyes. But he won't let that stop him from blaming FEAR OF THE ASS-FUCKING DICK-SUCKING MAN-ON-MAN SEX-HAVERS as the true cause of this psy-op.

No wonder he's totally irrelevant these days.

Poor kwissy-wissy. Such a fall from GWAYSS.

-- Harold Caidagh, who enjoys seeing "Chris Floyd" take orders from Rahm Emanuel.


Harold Caidagh said...


Once again you have tripped over the tailing end of the extra-long double-headed dildo which has one end shoved well up your arse.


Rahm Emanuel promises, Mike Chertoff assures, Bernie Sanders guarantees.

Paul Behrer said...

Fake it fake it fake it 'til ya make it! This is OUR PLANET, you are OUR CATTLE!


Gay pawns unite and celebrate!

Harold Caidagh said...

Gay pawns like Jake Fuck-my-back-door-arach?

Gosh! Chalupa admires the ass piracy!

No, Jake didn't get his gig because of Hexagon Money. He got it because as a wrist-flopper, he's naturally a genius of word sculpture! Fearlessly telling us how his heart was broken by "partner" (for the orgasm) number 1,367. What a hero!

Charles F. Oxtrot said...

Amazing how tumblweeeds thought the GRH v UNSF/Caidagh lawsuit was about "homophobia on display."

Go get your vision checked, tumbleweed. Chet was laying it out for you with great clarity, and you thought it was "hate speech."

Funny how facts & truth can be "hate," isn't it?

Karl Franz Ochstradt said...

Chalupa still trying desperately to uncouple from the French bulldog named Binny.

Doesn't see that PFLAGging is Team Hexagon activity.

Holyfuck. A true genius. I'd definitely get his "research" assistance on a tough intellectual nut to crack.

Harold Caidagh said...

Chalupa still trying desperately to uncouple from the French bulldog named Binny.

Yeah, it looks like this:

STOP IT! (smile)

NO I SAID STOP IT! (bigger smile, feral grunts)

SERIOUSLY, HOLYFUCK, STOP IT! (flush of redness in his face, gasping for air)

I TOLD YOU TO CUT THAT OUT! (as he begs Binny for a reacharound)

Paul Behrer said...

But I heard the Southern Poverty Law Center is about racial equality and destroying ugly Christer-Cracker bigotry!

screamed Chalupa, ever assured of his deep/wide knowledge on every subject and especially those in which he knows utterly nothing.

No, Chalupa. SPLC is Team Hexagon trying to "clean up" the South. Faking empathy for people they despise, the parenthetically cubed work them as pawns for a Temple Shalom franchising operation.

Chalupa, Lord Garth of the internet's Elba II said...

I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO owning you at every turn. I see the kayfabe, I work the kayfabe, you're the mark, I provide the snark! Totally OWNING YOU BRO!

Karl Franz Ochstradt said...

Only in eedjit pwogland (Team Hexagon galley slaves) would you have a closeted gay immigrant shoot other gay immigrants and find blame laid at the feet of Christians and guns.

I think more Americans die from car crashes, poor dietary/exercise habits, and carcinogenic and mutagenic substances offered by Team Hexagon than they do from gun related activity, but please feel free to be ignorant on causality if that gains you SJW street cred on twitter, you morons.