Remember when Glenn Greenwald was so eager to be worshiped as the next Alan Dershowitz that he was his own army of trolls, sprawled out across the internet, praising Glenn Greenwald and denigrating anyone who pointed out that Glenn didn't have any reason to be a hero given his unethical law practice history, his lack of substantive knowledge in the law, and his abject naivete in sociopolitical power struggles?
Oh, wait. You don't remember that because you became a Social Justice Warrior after Gooey Glenn was hired by salon? by GuardianUK? by Petey Ovid's-hard?
Yes. When he wrote for Unclaimed Territory, he was a self-funded blogger with self-funded Multiple Online Personality Disorder.
That's how he became a Hot Property: marketing! lying! subterfuge!
Inevitably, idiots like Chalupa, Tarzie, Jake-fuck-my-back-door, Boring Freddy de Boer, Chris "to get rich, cast a line" Floyd scrambled to Socially Signal their Progressiveness by boosting Gooey Glenn as a hero of the 21st Century.
Of course, Gooey Glenn became one of those who gets paid to troll heavily.
Not sure about the rest of them. Jakey seems to have got some payment for his trolling novel of debauching gender identity and sexual mores. Chalupa still struggles to be recognized as a genius. Tarzie imitates (albeit poorly, and from a Swishy Boy-Lover's view) this blog's method of critical dark comic observation without income.
Keep trying, Chalupa. Maybe you can pay off Planet's tuition in shorter than 20 years if you can get someone to fund your pathetic trolling of CORPORATE CRACKER MISOGYNIST RAPIST REPTHUGLICAN TEATARD REACTIONARY HOLYFUCK.
--Harold Caidagh, who sees your War for Social Justice as little more than a Battle of the 'net-work Passive-Aggressive Stars.