It's brilliant, getting the internet's biggest ego to review skis for you. Nobody skis as well, hucks as huge/often, amazes the ladies as consistently, or uses bragging on the internet to recover from a messy divorce as handily as Brian Lindahl, who is so badass that nobody can make a ski burly enough for his ubermensch self.
I'd say Lindahl is the Donald Trump of skiing, but that's really a dim comparison, since Trump actually might become POTUS, whereas little Briney-o'-the-Creep can't show a similar popularity behind him. Though I'm sure in an Ego War, it could be fought down to the very last breath drawn from each oversized cranium.
--Harold Caidagh, who never tries to prove his own chops by telling us what his parents did