Having little inclination beforehand to consider the matter and owning little free time this morning, we undertook the design in a hasty manner, by committee, and came up with this:
...of course I'm a
That's why I'm so
Made from 100% pre-shrunk Organic Cotton picked by Ivy League graduates at a pay rate of $75/hr under the banner of a non-profit co-op.
Sizes available are:
Child Polygender XS-XXL
Adult Polygender M-XXXXXXXXL
Baby - $95.00
Child - $125.00
Adult - $165.00
Baby Shirts -- For an additional $50.00, we can make your Baby's shirt resist spills, drools, vomit, finger-paint by treating it with a USEPA- and USDA-Certified-as-Green liquid barrier. This is the best way to make sure your little darling never besmirches our glorious leader, our game-changing POTUS-to-be.
Child and Adult Shirts for Well-Endowed Females or Males Undergoing Gender Reassignment With An Aim Toward Large Breastedness -- For an addditional $75.00, we can pre-stretch your shirt in the bust, to reduce distortion of our glorious leader, our game-changing POTUS-to-be.
All proceeds go to Feel the Bern 2016! Enterprises, a subsidiary of MoveOn.org