I raced bikes, so that means I'm a good writer.
Flip it, eh? I'm a good writer, so that means I'll win bike races.
It's pretty stupid, isn't it?
But it explains this:
Yesterday we started with Andes Pacifico 2016. This year It will 5 day of pure mountain bike from the Andes Mountain to the Pacific Ocean in Chile. More than 10.000 meters drop in the 21 special stages will be what the riders will have to make to complete this adventure.
La Parva Ski Resort, received a total of 64 riders from around the world to compete in the 3rd version of Santa Cruz 2016 Pacific Andes by Montenbaik.
The Special Stage Valle Amarillo that started at 3500 meters was the initial test of the “Dakar" of mountain bikes after this and 4 other stages,the Chilean pilot from team Extreme Zone, Nicolas Prudencio stands as leader with a total time of 41 : 26.5, followed by the scottish Mark Scott with a solid stride.
Very close in third position is the Frenchman Francois Bailly - Maitre with 41.33.4, that is also fighting for a place on the podium. In fourth is the Chilean Milciades Jaque from Curico, after cutting his chain in the fifth special Lomas del Viento, despite this mishap is less than 1 minute from Prudencio.
Meanwhile in the ladies category 3 times world champion Tracy Moseley Britain achieves the first day, followed by the French Pauline Dieffenthaler with a time of 51.22.2.
With a total of almost 4000 meters of descent and 5 Special ends on the first day of competition in the Andes. For the second day waiting another 5 special on a rocky and dissolved squeezing the skills of each rider.
Nice work, 40something-with-a-7-yr-old's-command-of-English-language. Explain those highlighted portions, will you? Especially that random comma after "Resort" -- what's that about?
Between Sven Martin and Shawn Spomer, they might be able to get a D+ on a 4th grade English essay. Kudos, kiddies. You don't need better compositional or grammar skills because your audience is as ignorant as you. Way to have and hold and pursue high standards, you mental midgets!