Friday, December 4, 2015

two glass eyes

Attaboy, Matty:

Donate to Reason! Because We Believe in Due Process Even/Especially When the World Goes Mad

Yes, that's why Veronica de-Reggie'd just glosses over 4th and 5th A concerns in this recent essay.

(off-screen/off-stage Matt Welch: "Dude, you just don't get the irony at the core of my journalistic comedy.")

13 comments:

Rt. Hon. Woodchipper Profitus Maximus said...

Cuck alert.

Episiotomy said...

Everyone in the commentariat regards me as the smartest at reason, and I am laughing at how blind Redweld-the-Cuck is when it comes to Matt Welch's incredible wit. Welch is working irony in a way that reveals true genius. And it takes a genius like me to make that plain for an idiot like Redweld-the-Cuck.

Chet Redweld said...

Care to explain the irony for idiot me?

Rt. Hon. Woodchipper Profitus Maximus said...

You wouldn't understand, you'd have to be at the level of Welch or Epi, and clearly you're not.

Episiotomy said...

Just another liberal arts moron who isn't making 6+ figures in a STEM field, obviously an idiot. It's like expecting a Down Syndrome child to do advanced calculus, it just isn't going to happen.

Chet Redweld said...

So you can't explain what's comically ironic in Welch's title or contents?

Or you can't explain how the irony is being used to show Welch's superior insights?

What am I missing here?

Rt. Hon. Woodchipper Profitus Maximus said...

The train. It left the station hours ago.

Episiotomy said...

He is one of those lazy cucks who says he can't find a job, but really it means he can't bring himself to work any job he feels is below his station.

Chet Redweld said...

This is Socratic instruction on Welch's expert employment of irony to advantage?

So, Mr Surgical Procedure, if you were to lose your job unexpectedly, you'd be applying for work with a septic tank cleaning service, and wouldn't be surprised if they wouldn't hire you based on your advanced STEM training leading to early departure from the job?

Rt. Hon. Woodchipper Profitus Maximus said...

Do we have to do Statistics 101 and Economics 101 primers for every god-damned cuck who thinks we at reason don't understand the workings of the world? And there's no irony in that?

Episiotomy said...

Fool.

Every employer in America is fighting for my expert services. I wouldn't be longer than 90 seconds without a job if I lost my present one unexpectedly. We STEMmies are what every employer wants. It's only you stupid liberal arts lotus-eaters who can't find work, and that's because you don't understand economics or statistics.

Chet Redweld said...

It's great to see the distraction at work. So it doesn't bother you superior beings of the commentariat if you parade a deep concern for civil rights, while making excuses for their erosion?

Or is that just more irony employed to advantage?

Chet Redweld said...

It's also why Raymond Doot so confidently states obvious developments as what he "predicted" would happen, right?