Thursday, December 10, 2015

more canadian "humour"

Spam McWay at Ennis Emby, in the so-called "lede":
What in the name of Jeebus would possess anyone to spend the price of a new refrigerator on a pair of mountain bike wheels…
Hah hah hah. Jeebus. Hah hah hah.

Hey, but wait.  How's come it haint Yah-yah-yah-Way?

Hah hah hah.  Price of new refrigerator in the upscale cliques in which Spam McWay runs in North Los Angeles must be absurd, but necessary to keep up with the Gordons, eh Spam?

I know that if my fridge goes tango uniform, I'm spending $3,000 USD at least.  Nothing but the most expensive icebox can keep your food cold in the manner to which North Los Angeleans have become accustomed.

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To Spam's non-credit, he "walks it back"** by clarifying he can make a tepid joke with the best of the Barneyfans in Canada.  Here's Spammer in the full glory of his word-mega-salad:
You may be wondering what in the name of Jeebus would possess anyone to spend the price of a new top-of-the line refrigerator on a pair of mountain bike wheels, besides vanity, obsessiveness and sheer idiocy.
See, he was just kidding.  He really didn't mean that every person in Vancouver has to own and use a $3,000 USD refrigerator.

Those Canadians, they're so funny!

I'm going to go listen to Barenaked Ladies now.  Such arch satirists!


--Paul Behrer, a veritable font of disappointment here on your computer/phone/tablet display.



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** Oh yes, we know all the best refined, informed TED lecture audience member lingo. Walk it back, Spammer. Walk it back.  And "lede."  See how much we know about hipsterisms in the 21st Century North American dialect!

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