Saturday, December 5, 2015

fucking mike fucking stool-eating levy

Mike Levy wants you to think that Congress giving money for "bike paths" is good.

Apparently Mike doesn't think MOUNTAIN bikes need anywhere to ride that isn't paved. Mike, and D8 (RC) and Dumbo Kazimer, all they care about is fucking click farming. And they do it by pretending they give two flying fucks and 3 floating blowjobs about "mountain biking."

Apparently, they only care about e-riding, because they're happy to see hyper-expensive urban "bike lanes" and even happier to see singletrack lost to doublewide "flow" and total loss of trail access in, y'know, the MOUNTAINS.

But urban bike paths from the Congress, that's what two doofus Canucks (Leeeeeeveeeee and Kazzy Murr) and a moron Murken (Are See Dee Eight) think is best for those of us who've lost our trails.

"It's okay, people in the Bitterroot NF, Lolo NF, Boulder-White Clouds, Sawtooths, etc. People in Santa Clara CA are getting new asphalt with fancy paint on it."

Fuck you, Greedy Mike.

Just go fuck yourself.

You can't even admit to yourself that you don't know govt policy, govt planning, land mgt, urban planning, budget apportionment, forest management, trails access, or anything but click farming, can you?

You just work as a porn movie set fluffer.

Nice work.


--Harold Caidagh, thumbing his nose at GRH, Judge Flappe and anyone else who thinks he should shut up

20 comments:

Ooten A. Boot said...

Such anger and irrationality, so very reactionary and SOOOOOOOOOOOO completely NOT progressive. It's no wonder you're not allowed to cross the border into Canada. We don't like sociopathically psychopathic reactionary misogynist bigot homophobes up here. That's probably why you don't agree with Mike Levy, who is one of the few true Renaissance Men alive today. He knows better than anyone what is going on in almost any situation. Years of riding bikes at a low level have taught him all about law, government policy, government spending, government contractor profiteering/wastefulness. He knows in his early 30s what most well-established lawyers don't know until their deathbed, and he knows it without ever studying law. Mike's a genius. You? Not so much.

Superfluous U. Speller, M.A. candidate, University of British Columbia said...

US Congress says it's good for bikes, then it's good for bikes. And you'd question Levy on that? Shame on you!

Harold Caidagh said...

The only reason I can't cross the border is because I haven't got a Passport. You know, there was a time you didn't need one to journey back & forth across the USA/CAN border, but the crazy Canucks started requiring it first, and so then Uncle Sam had to follow suit. Now we're nationally landlocked unless we have a Passport.

More importantly, I want to know why Levy would assume that the US Congress's sales pitch on a bit of budgetary legislation should control the reporting of the truth of that budget wedge, how it will be spent, etc.

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Karl Franz Ochstradt said...

...fluffer....

That's pretty good, Hal.

RC who is not D8 said...

You could always join the discussion after the article. That might be more productive.

Harold Caidagh said...

What, and watch you delete any comment that isn't praising you, Kazimer or Levy?

Sure, pal. Sure.

Soulless, spineless and greedy -- is that a combo you're proud of?

Mike Levy said...

Obviously you don't understand the financial pressure on those of us who live in the greater Vancouver metro area. If Kazimer and I are to keep up with the Gordons, we need to make at least $150k/yr CDN, and the only way we can both make $150k while also paying The King what he deserves for his years of MBA journalism is to farm clicks and write nonsense stories that do nothing but inflame the audience and build a huge fracas in the comment threads. We then have lots of fun deleting comments selectively, to maximize the clickbait character of the thread.

Listen, if you can't understand that in 2015 a click = a bit of income, I don't know what to tell you, and I don't know if you want me to tell you what it means to not equate clicks and cash. But I'll tell you anyway, out of the goodness of my heart.

It means you're an idiot and nowhere near as smart as me.

Kevin "kidwoo" Bazar said...

I've been calling this guy an idiot forever. Because he is one. Shit, he doesn't even have a trust fund!

stuckathuntermtn said...

Yeah. This guy is an idiot. He doesn't even have a trust fund!

Brian Lindahl said...

Oh holy crap kidwoo's right as usual, plus -- this guy also is not even an engineer. He can't even spend two paragraphs telling us why a seat tube angle of 73 sucks, but 73.256 is good while 74.125 is way too step. He also fails to note the issue of adjusting tire pressure in tenths of a pound/sq in, which is critical to proving you are one of the top e-riders pontificating on TGR and elsewhere. I bet he hasn't learned how to use online forums to recover from a divorce by making yourself the prime expert of engineering!

stuckathuntermtn said...

Yeah, he's not even an engineer!

Chet Redweld said...

Careful, Hal. It looks like at least 2 of the people in this thread may roost yo faissss! if they ever see you on a trail.

Kevin "kidwoo" Bazar said...

Shit yeah I'll roost his faissss!

Then I'll continue emulating his writing style and put in a massive effort toward bringing myself up to his comic level, while pretending it all comes from my brain, despite my copying him.

Because I'm such a badass.

stuckathuntermtn said...

Yeah, kidwoo is a badass. And I'll roost yo faisss! if you deny it.

Paul Behrer said...

That's funny. Stuckie says he can do roost. I know someone who rode with Stuckie, the report was dismal: fat, out of shape, no bike handling skills, exhausted after 20 mins of flat pavement pedaling at 10mph, and just plain shitty at bike riding.

But he read some ski shop tech manuals once, and so that means he's an expert on everything. Not just the contents of those manuals (which he strove so hard to memorize), but the actual technical underpinnings of what he memorized and the practical applications and implications thereof. All of that data-memorization would obviously translate to actual skill at skiing, and at MTB riding. It's just physics!

stuckathuntermtn said...

Blow it out your ass, Behrer. I have Moment skis, which come from the same place my hero kidwoo lives and skis. And I have a Yelli Screamy, which is what all the badasses ride. Blow it out your ass. You're an idiot.

Paul Behrer said...

I think it may be time to gobble your tegretol and haldol, Stuckie.

stuckathuntermtn said...

Listen, you idiot who isn't an engineer and doesn't have a trust fund. If I go onto TGR forums and accuse creaky fossil of being insane, that means I don't suffer from MPD or bipolar. My projections put onto others are an adequate cover for my own psychoses, and I'll roost yo faisss! if you mention my mental health again.

Harold Caidagh said...

...and with that, stuckathuntermtn returns to his twink porn.

Chet Redweld said...

He put up a serious effort. Should we commend him for it? He's trying, he's trying very hard. Let's give him an A+ for effort, even if it's an F- for creativity or grounding in reality.