Well, the lawsuit is over, and GRH LLC got its well-reamed arse handed to it. Judge Flappe was removed from the bench for impropriety in chambers, and lawyer Lyspe has been disbarred. Our private investigator has learned that GRH LLC asked the Neuwestia Secretary of State to remove its LLC status and dissolve the entity, and mail sent to GRH LLC is returned with Return to Sender, Address Unknown stamped on it.
Rumors have circulated regarding Glenn Greenwald's notice of the lawsuit and eagerness to revive it with appellate proceedings, but it's our understanding that such rumors are engineered by lawyer Lyspe, whose fantasies continue to invigorate his detachment from reality.
In other news, a sadly insecure blogger out there in blogtopia -- a member in good standing of the semi-dormant BlogTrust, in fact -- has taken it upon himself to revitalize the Doc Pomus hit, "You're Oxy and You're a Misogynist Psychopath Rapist Teap Artier Repthuglican Closeted Homosexual who Can't Get Laid."
However, given the death of Top 40 radio and its supplanting by vectors like Pandora, we wonder how much Hit Potential the insecure blogger's revival attempts will earn. In any case, we remain amused at the sad projections used by sad insecure blogger, since those projections tell us all about sad blogger's psyche and nothing about what sad blogger believes he "knows" about people he's never met. After all, how can you know the psychological profile of someone you've never met? We are reminded to return to Paul Behrer's famous quotes on the right margin ---->
All in all, it's been yet another Victory Season for UNSF and its roster of retired jerseys. We await, most eagerly, the sad blogger's unfortunate attempts at rewriting history for his ego's sake, and our breath is bated for the potential star calibre appeal action of Glenn Greenwald stepping in for Butz, Cox & Dynia.
It's a great season, truly, to be an inactive blog writer whose past writing gets misunderstood by people who pretend to be literary geniuses. Truly.
Your humble correspondents,
Karl Franz Ochstradt
Hyman Mittleman Lohmann
Charles F. Oxtrot