Wednesday, June 11, 2014

yes, please! I'll gladly enter that little prison cell and happily lock the door behind myself!

Whatever you want.  Just so long as I get to keep distracting myself with pseudo-insights.  Pseudo-insights help me greatly.  They enable avoidance of personal responsibility, and let me demonize others who are "responsible."  Because they're psychopaths.

That's surely the win-win analysis right there.


Chet Redweld said...

Step 1: identify demon(s)

Step 2: label as psychopath(s)

Step 3: Wash hands of matter

Step 4: Feel triumphant

Step 5: Experience, but do not admit externally, dismay and confusion since nothing has changed.

Step 6: Find new distraction

Chet Redweld said...

Step 7: Begin building massive social media alliance casting blame toward psychopathy

Step 8: facebook is on board

Step 9: twitter is on board

Step 10: Renew triumphant feeling

Step 11: Submit to public servant interview for ostensible democracy-invigoration purpose

Step 12: Express surprise when police knock on door

Chet Redweld said...

Step 13: Surprise ramps into shock as you are cuffed and driven to holding cell without explanation

Step 14: Experience existential horror

Step 15: Horror magnifying with each passing hour in holding cell

Step 16: Feel relief at being brought before judge

Step 17: Confidence rebuilding at notion of system of justice working as planned, you will tell judge you've done nothing wrong and it's all a mistake

Step 18: Feint at inexplicably powerful existential terrors experience, triggered by judge advising of your guilt of domestic terrorism activity indicated by your psychopathy as divined by the State

Harold Caidagh said...


Your subject is a boxer?

Harold Caidagh said...

Somebody find this guy an editor, eh?

Keb Semp said...

As a comedian, you're an okay lawyer.

Lewis S. Lyspe, Esq. said...

I think you meant to say,

"As a comedian, you're an okay soon-to-be-disbarred-lawyer."

Dixon R. Butz, Esq. said...


What are we waiting for?

Anne Orwell Dynia, Esq. said...

Precisely, Dix.

the reason commentariat said...

Obviously they're psychopaths. Capitalism is the engine of human progress.

BroTarzie, Whore of MENSA said...

I'll go hetero before I drive a Lada.