Tuesday, June 3, 2014

what the eff?

What's the deal with turning your torso against the direction of a turn?

I'm referring to this.

Is that some kind of wind-up for a baseball pitch? The equivalent of your backswing in golf?


Chet Redweld said...

"Good skiing," the commenters say, because now on the InterWebToobz, the only stance permitted is praise of everything you encounter. Otherwise, you're a "hater" and bound to be determined a misogynist rapist reactionary bigot homophobe repthuglican psychopath Bircher who worships Ayn Rand.

Sorry, but that's not good skiing in the Dentist's video. It's drab, early-intermediate park-n-ride.

Harold Caidagh said...

Chet, I didn't know you knew so much about skiing. I always thought you were a lawyer with little to no athletic drive/skill. You already admitted you can't ride a bike without training wheels.

Chet Redweld said...

I understand, Hal.

Circa 2014, if you don't have Well-Contoured Internet Brand, you can't possibly possess any skills, talent, experience, wisdom.

You are only as good as Your Brand establishes.

If you don't have an established Brand, you don't have any credibility.

That's why I agreed to accept the defense of this blog in the GRH lawsuit. It's going to demonstrate, here on the InterWebToobz, that I am a talented lawyer. I'll continue updating you all --when I feel like it, that is-- with my incremental victories in the lawsuit, which will let me build my Brand.

What I'm really aiming for is to become the e-Brother of the famous world sage, Russell Brand.

snarky arc said...

Obviously you've never run gates, he's turning his torso to imitate clearing a gate.

You probably don't even use PMTS.

Chet Redweld said...


maybe you should watch this video:


Don't get hung up on BB's wooden script-reading, but listen instead to what he says.

Around 5:20 would be a good place to start if you are a tl;dr habit monkey. Close attention at 5:36 and after.

No, I'm not Boola Bear.