I'm a nut
I'm a yahoo
I'm a murderer
I'm a bigot
I'm a rapist
I'm a misogynist
I'm a reactionary
I'm a conservative
So why isn't Corey Robin picking me apart?
Because I'm also the prime minister of Israel, and so when I act like a pile of trash, a nut, a yahoo,
and I murder, rape and destroy those whom I hate with a bigoted heart
because I react first, and offer excuses later
I'm not at all like Edmund Burke
he wasn't ever the PM of the middle east's beacon of democracy
he wasn't ever an active-duty murderer for that beacon's state death squads
he wasn't Jewish.
So, when I feel it's time to prove my short stature, rotten-flesh-breath, immense arrogance, and perpetually powerful paranoia aren't stumbling blocks to global destruction occurring at my whimsical command,
I'm gonna attack Syria again.
And I can trust friends like Corey Robin to point fingers anywhere but at me, my motives, and those who endorse my destructive acts.